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Murphy's Law of Colorguard
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If any toss can be dropped, it will.
 
If any toss can't be dropped, it will.
 
After things have gone from bad to worse, spin.
 
When the going gets tough, spin.
 
Complex drill spots have simple, easy-to-understand wrong ways to get there.
 
Don't let your captins know you're better than they are.
 
You never know who's right, but you always know who the judges think is right.
 
When you do not know what you are doing, do with a smile on your face and your head up.
 
Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse if you wern't in guard
 
Spinning is not the answer. Spinning is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Murphy's Law ~ If anything can go wrong, it will.

The Murphy Philosophy ~ Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy's Law Extended ~ If a series of events goes wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.

The "There's Another Hole in the Dam" Axiom ~ Fix one spot in the music and another spot becomes a train wreck.

Murphy's Eighth Law ~ If everything seems to be going well, you've overlooked something.

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